Urdrak Clickcurse

I am Urdrak Clickcurse - the dark dwarf.
I’ve mastered PPC magic through forbidden Google Ads scripts and unsanctioned strategies.

I was the first soul in this realm to link the Facebook Conversion API to Google Tag Manager - blindfolded.

And when they came to me for branding advice, I’m the one who renamed “Google Data Studio” into something slightly sexier: Looker.
They call me The Cursed Clicker, for my ads make you click even if you have no fingers. Legend says one elf merely thought about buying something - and was instantly buried under a feed of eerily perfect personalized offers. That was me.

My legendary skills:
• Building Lookalike audiences based on emotional resonance;
• Segmenting users on a subconscious level - yes, literally;
• Using non-traditional channels (I’ve tested smoke signals);
• Drawing people in through mystery, hints, and unfinished thoughts;
• Unskippable-yet-gentle remarketing - avoidable only by buying;
• Running A/B/G/Δ/Ω-tests that hit not only the heart, but the… marketing brain;
• Tracking nanoconversions - triggered by a mere thought inside your visitor’s mind.